I have an exam tomorrow. INFS1603 - Business Database Management. I have come across a conflicting life philosophy and I am compelled to rebutt.

There isn't much to say but:
1/ Life isn't all about girls.
2/ 'Trying' to get a girl is probably one of the worst things you can do. If it doesn't seem to work, don't force it to work. Straighten your hair? Men do not straighten their hair. Men fight bears and bare cigarette burns on their chest for fun and are constantly on the run from authority over what they believe in. Not those who looks pretty and all. Insecure teenage boys do that.
3/ Consequently, the more you're being yourself, the higher the chance you'll attract someone who is actually compatible, not someone you want to bang for one night then get sick of their whining and dump her.
4/ At my commerce camp, we had bunches of buff guys chatting up chicks and not making themselves useful, whilst a skinny shit like me managed to pack over 150 bags onto a van. Seriously, dun be a buff boy, be a fucking MAN.
5/ I am over the confidence phase. I am more in the 'don't give a fuck at all, so fuck off or I will rip your boobs off' phase. 99.995% of girls I ever run into just whine and bitch, either about work, (insert guy or girl's name), bad food, or how the toilet stinks. Absolutely no substance. 0.005% consists of one girl (my sweet honey), and although she bitches, she bitches good and does something about it.
6/ There are no such thing as hardcore asian nerds. And as far as I'm concerned, there's not a single hardcore asian at UNSW, USYD or UTS. Just plain wannabes. 'Actual' hardcore asians are working in a brothel, in the middle of a drug run or are serving time right now. They are the true hardcore asians. Either that, or there are cover ups at uni studying so they can expand the black market when they get out of uni.
7/ I LOVE POKEMON, DRAGONBALL, ACTUARIAL MATHS AND PICKING MY NOSE. ALMOST EVERY GUY DOES TOO. JUST THAT MOST ARE IN DENIAL OF IT JUST TO BE 'TOUGH'. TRY STICKING AN OPEN FLAME UNDER YOUR ARM YOU FUCKING WANNABE. OR SLAMMING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL REPEATEDLY. WAIT, YOU CAN'T. YOU MIGHT RUIN YOUR FUCKIN STRAIGHT HAIR.
8/ And despite everything I've said, probably around 80-90% of women would rather go for a guy who can straighten his hair over a guy who isn't afraid to have his penis chopped, or not afraid to run in the rain. And that, unfortunately, is a FACT to an extent(as shown in our recent UNSW union election results.)

Random sayings. That's all.