8 reasons why life sucks
1/ We live in a world where the majority of the educated population would choose a guy who knows how to straighten his hair over someone who is funny and jumps off buildings.
2/ We live in a world where the poor are only getting more poor and the rich are becoming more rich.
3/ We live in a world where 'we are slaves to money and then we die.'
4/ We live in a world where the majority of people would watch someone chop themselves rather watch someone uncover a new method to reaching the speed of light.
5/ We live in a world where we know that bad guys win more than 50% of the time.
6/ We live in a world where brainless drones are given millions for recycled ideas and creative artists are only given a quarter or less for a revolutionary idea.
7/ We live in world where the dodo is extinct.
8/ We live in a world where people still manipulatively profit from the oxymoronic and depressing nature of love and other such strong emotions.

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9/ Incessant fatalists who refuse to see anything good in the world, and decide to let everyone else know that there is nothing good in this world, and it would be better if we all died?
^Sorry if that was too negative! ^^
Oh yeah - in addition to that, if someone is feeling happy for no bad reason, you shouldn't think you have the right to crap all over them.
Can anyone guess which movies those quotes came from?
Sorry Alex, I know you can be offended by my.. rantings. I hope you can find in your heart that you will still love me for who i am...
Matt, hopefully I get in touch with you soon.
james, rehana, josh and kate were declared elected. so i guess its true: straight hair does win after all =(
-carl
Napoleon Dynamite, baby.
Jackson: I will always love you.
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